Seriously, thank you for coming on the journey with us!
It means so much to have your support. It inspires us continue to create imaginative, intergalactic experiences with you.
~ NÆ & Blizz
✧ NÆ INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL ADVISORY ✧
SUBJECT: GLAMPING PACKING LIST
Attention, Crew:
As we prepare for our upcoming luxury off-planet glamping excursion, please ensure your personal packing modules include the following essentials. Comfort, curiosity, and glamour are required at all times.
REQUIRED ITEMS:
• One (1) outfit that makes you feel like the main character in a soft-focus montage
• Portable stargazing device (or just… your eyes, honestly)
• A snack
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED:
• Iridescent blanket or anti-gravity shawl
• A playlist for drifting between timelines
• Lip gloss, disco ball, or something that catches light in a suspiciously beautiful way
OPTIONAL BUT ENCOURAGED:
• Tiny instrument (for campfire purposes)
• A secret you’re ready to let out to the universe
• Extra socks (trust us)
• Something you can trade with a friendly lifeform
DO NOT BRING:
• Urgency
• Linear thinking
• Anything that cannot withstand a little wonder
Please note:
You don’t need any fancy things. Just your glamping things.
— NÆ
FROM: Planet Consumeron
SUBJECT: Oxygen Luster Dust Ice Cream™
Citizens of Planet Consumeron, rejoice.
Oxygen Luster Dust Ice Cream™ has been optimized for maximum delight, engineered to sparkle on the tongue and dissolve all lingering doubt about your own “coolness”.
Formulated with proprietary particles of Luster Dust™, it delivers a sensation scientifically calibrated to evoke feelings of (fleeting) happiness.
Please Note: Asking “what’s actually in this?” may cause temporary deflation of flavor and trendiness. Side effects may include personal loss of purpose.