Seriously, thank you for coming on the journey with us!
It means so much to have your support. It inspires us continue to create imaginative, intergalactic experiences with you.
~ NÆ & Blizz
JUNE MEMO FROM THE MPS-88
// TRANSMISSION INCOMING FROM INSIDE THE MUSICAL ARTIFACT //
Welcome to Rhythm Game.
If you're reading this, you've successfully entered the simulation.
Ahead lies a galaxy powered by music, strange encounters, hidden vortexes, and more than a few dance battles. Every player chooses their own style, but before your journey begins, you'll need to meet two of the travelers who have been exploring ice cream across the Universe long before you arrived.
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
✨ NÆ
Collects songs from distant galaxies
Can charm almost any NPC
Treats every mission like opening night
❄️ Blizz
Unlocks abilities through improvisation
Finds patterns nobody else hears
Considers jazz a navigation system
MARCH MEMO FROM THE MPS-88
✧ NÆ INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL ADVISORY ✧
SUBJECT: GLAMPING PACKING LIST
Attention, Crew:
As we prepare for our upcoming luxury off-planet glamping excursion, please ensure your personal packing modules include the following essentials. Comfort, curiosity, and glamour are required at all times.
REQUIRED ITEMS:
• One (1) outfit that makes you feel like the main character in a soft-focus montage
• Portable stargazing device (or just… your eyes, honestly)
• A snack
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED:
• Iridescent blanket or anti-gravity shawl
• A playlist for drifting between timelines
• Lip gloss, disco ball, or something that catches light in a suspiciously beautiful way
OPTIONAL BUT ENCOURAGED:
• Tiny instrument (for campfire purposes)
• A secret you’re ready to let out to the universe
• Extra socks (trust us)
• Something you can trade with a friendly lifeform
DO NOT BRING:
• Urgency
• Linear thinking
• Anything that cannot withstand a little wonder
Please note:
You don’t need any fancy things. Just your glamping things.
— NÆ
JANUARY MEMO SENT TO THE MPS-88
FROM: Planet Consumeron
SUBJECT: Oxygen Luster Dust Ice Cream™
Citizens of Planet Consumeron, rejoice.
Oxygen Luster Dust Ice Cream™ has been optimized for maximum delight, engineered to sparkle on the tongue and dissolve all lingering doubt about your own “coolness”.
Formulated with proprietary particles of Luster Dust™, it delivers a sensation scientifically calibrated to evoke feelings of (fleeting) happiness.
Please Note: Asking “what’s actually in this?” may cause temporary deflation of flavor and trendiness. Side effects may include personal loss of purpose.
